I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
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mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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