You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
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Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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