That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
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I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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