i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Will exercising make me less horny?
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