I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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