Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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