Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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