dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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