why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
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You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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