I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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