but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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