On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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