She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
