just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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