If that was your dad, he is hot
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
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Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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