Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
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future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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