I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
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That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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