the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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