I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
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i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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