Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
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I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
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Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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