Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I just sucked dick on a ferry