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... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.