is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
It's a yes or no question.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need