No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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