hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
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wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
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He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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