It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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