i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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