i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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