Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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