he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
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You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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