found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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