you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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