if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
tequila makes me forget i have legs
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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