Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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