He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
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How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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