i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
whose parrot is this?
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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