You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
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We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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