scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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