My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
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He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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