just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
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In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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