google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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