Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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