Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(415): View more from California

u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(415): u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them http://tfl.nu/vc7z

Replies (43) Good night (3633) Bad night (584) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(540): View more from Virginia

I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(540): I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus http://tfl.nu/qqxc

Replies (37) Good night (1139) Bad night (3984) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(815): View more from Illinois

we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(815): we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now http://tfl.nu/t0uo

Replies (12) Good night (441) Bad night (6057)
Favorite
(337): View more from Louisiana

i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(337): i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out. http://tfl.nu/6suh

Replies (169) Good night (1777) Bad night (20347) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(203): View more from Connecticut

I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(203): I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it. http://tfl.nu/2i57

Replies (43) Good night (4059) Bad night (4364) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(404): View more from Georgia

and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(404): and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this. http://tfl.nu/r1ft

Replies (14) Good night (922) Bad night (2771) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(913): View more from Kansas

all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(913): all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar http://tfl.nu/vsuv

Replies (1) Good night (2640) Bad night (1162) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(919): View more from North Carolina

Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(919): Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible... http://tfl.nu/6e9j

Replies (6) Good night (1585) Bad night (893)
Favorite
(519): View more from Ontario

I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(519): I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus. http://tfl.nu/vafe

Replies (5) Good night (4607) Bad night (582)
Favorite
(269): View more from Michigan

We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(269): We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all. http://tfl.nu/epk0

Replies (4) Good night (1674) Bad night (666) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(613): View more from Ontario

She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(613): She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone. http://tfl.nu/b8gy

Replies (8) Good night (2369) Bad night (574) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(785): View more from Kansas

I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(785): I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now. http://tfl.nu/2p17

Replies (7) Good night (1786) Bad night (834) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(917): View more from New York City

bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(917): bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was. http://tfl.nu/th2f

Replies (3) Good night (2073) Bad night (366) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(615): View more from Tennessee

Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(615): Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me http://tfl.nu/3qkc

Replies (1) Good night (803) Bad night (367) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(330): View more from Ohio

When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(330): When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table. http://tfl.nu/dlsi

Replies (2) Good night (699) Bad night (487)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: