is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
tell me about the eggs
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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