I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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