Whod you bang
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize
