Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'

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(850): View more from Florida

Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?

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(631): View more from New York

just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.

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(850): View more from Florida

I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.

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I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes

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He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it

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(860): View more from Connecticut

All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing

(609): View more from New Jersey

I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow

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