i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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