There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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