I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Come share oat with me in your robe
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