I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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