there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
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not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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