i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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