i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
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How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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