someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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