i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Be still, my beating vagina.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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