I wish I could teleport
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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